Thursday, April 8, 2010

The Dedication of a Boston Terrier


Boston Terriers are a special breed…by special I mean crazy.  We have two: Penny Lane and Guinness Stout.  You can read their personal bios here.  They are a very determined breed that can sometimes be too smart for their own good.
A couple weeks ago I was sitting at the computer applying for jobs  working on my paper  dinking around on the internets.  Penny had lost her brand new ball that Al’s mom gave her in her crate.  She likes to take her favorite toys with her when she sleeps so her little brother can’t get them…she’s a whore like that.  Penny decided that she needed that toy NOW and couldn’t get it out.  So she’s digging and generally acting like a bigger moron than usual while Guinness is giving me this look like, “I think she’s officially lost it.”  I continue on with my imperative quest to find the biggest waste of time on the internet…results so far are impressive.  (I mean how many times can one really watch Lady Gaga on YouTube?  The answer…waaaay more than originally thought.)  After a few minutes, Penny has stopped digging.  I turn around to see the sheet from her crate all of the way across the living room.  Here is the scene…


A – The infamous crate that stole her toy.  It will get dirty looks for at least a week.
B – The sheet that is usually (like unless it is being washed) inside of the crate.
C – The new favorite toy in question.  It is the best…almost as good as steak and peanut butter.
D – Pillow from the sofa.  I’m not really sure how or why this was moved from the couch…but I’m sure it gave Penny a dirty look, so she put it in its place.
E – Penny’s ass…she knew she was in trouble, so she was hoping that by not being near the sheet, that I would blame it on Guinness.
F – Guinness, “Ummm…Penny went insane, and now I want to take the toy…but you look pissed.”
Here’s another picture showing the layout and Penny’s shame…



So in conclusion…don’t be the sheet that stands between a Boston Terrier and her new toy…because you.will.get.owned.

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