9 - When the cable guy speaks English and calls if he is going to be late.
8 - When you ride a motorcycle, drivers give you extra room as opposed to joining you in your lane.
7 - When the high temp for the day is in the upper 80s, it is considered a heat wave.
6 - When there are fields of corn growing within the city limits.
5 - When you get a hand written note from the woman at the bank who signed you up for your new accounts.
4 - When rush hour actually only lasts an hour.
3 - When you can go to the DMV, be told with a smile that you are missing a piece of documentation, go home, and get back to the front of the line in a 1/2 hour.
2 - When drinking, eating fried foods, and laying around aren't vices, they are hobbies fit for competition.
and the number 1 way you know you live in Wisconsin...
1 - When you buy a 6-pack of beer, the grocery store gives you a brick of cheese for free.
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